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Random clean joke, Another random joke
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket,
and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket
and ordered another double. This routine was followed for
some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told
the bartender that he's had enough.
The bartender said, "I've got to ask you - what's with
the pocket business?"
The man replied, "I have my lawyer's picture in there.
When he starts to look honest, I've had enough."
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